Score: 9

"Excellent"

submission: Flood Fill

date: October 29, 2009

Very entertaining, simple yet good graphics, casual music, intuitive controls. A well-made game. It was too easy, though, it didn't take long at all to get gold stars on all 20 levels.

Score: 9

"Not bad"

submission: Cannonman

date: October 16, 2009

Not too bad at all. Pretty entertaining, good for wasting time.

One problem, though - unless you have the maxed out helmet, it appears to be impossible to get past lvl 5. You can break through the paper hoops after using gymnastic rings, but it doesn't count.

Score: 9

"Pretty darn good"

submission: T E T R I S ' D: The Game

date: October 12, 2009

This is fun. The same music we love from the animations, a decently high pace, a block dropping pattern that is only predictable enough to guess but not actually memorize, and simple controls. You even threw in come color! Very entertaining game.

One small issue, though - your collision detection is really /really/ sensitive. I kept getting squished by blocks that I had landed beside after they had just landed. It started getting really frustrating.

Score: 7

"Not bad"

submission: My Pet Protector

date: September 14, 2009

Pretty repetitive, but good for time-wasting between RP posts. I got Tier 5, Captain of the Guard. The graphics could have used improvement, but they were kind of cute. I would have liked an auto-combat option (for those of us who specialize - either always attack or always magic). And I didn't like how 70% stress is enough to make the apprentice say 'screw that'. What's the point of making it go up to 100 then? It feels like a waste of weeks, having to rest when he's not fully stressed out. Maybe I'm just sadistic with my computerized characters... >.>

Score: 10

"Epic Fun!"

submission: Toss the Turtle

date: August 18, 2009

Wow, this is the most addictive 'launch X out of Y' game I've ever played!

I love the graphics, the gameplay, the music, the sound effects, the upgrades, and the SPEED! OH GOD THE SPEED! There's something awesome about watching planets zoom by so fast that they're nothing but a quick blink on the screen. Much love to you guys for making this game, MAKE MORE!

5/5, 10/10, and a deep desire to hack the site and give you HIGHER SCORES!
(No, I'm not actually gonna do it, keep your pants on guys.)

Quick question for anyone who's played (please PM the answers): I can't find a sun to crash into or a jeep to blow up. I know I'm just missing them because I'm blind as a bat, so how high is the sun from the ground, and what do the jeeps look like (yeah, I know 'like jeeps' but I swear I haven't seen anything that looks like a jeep.)?

PS - My current best distance is 829,322.5 FT using the Tank, Missile, Chest Bomb, Nuke, and AK-47 (yes, the AK-47! It has the most ammo, and using the game's physics properly makes up for the power deficiency as compared to the sniper rifle. Takes a bit of practice to shoot one round at a time, though.)

Launch the tank, full power, at about a 40-45 degree angle. Set off the missile just as the turtle reaches the peak of his trajectory. Keep the AK-47 poised under him, and hit him when he gets to about halfway through the cloudy sky 'level' of the atmosphere. You have to hit the button as briefly as possible so as not to waste ammo. Keep hitting him just there until you run out of ammo (yes, he will lose altitude along the way, but that's okay). Aim as you will to use the obstacles to your advantage until his chest bomb goes off. Then, just as he looks like he's lost most of his steam from the extra boost, set off the nuke and repeat the aiming bit. There's a lot of luck involved, but you're -guaranteed- to get impressive distance.

Score: 10

"Pretty good"

submission: SMB shorts

date: July 24, 2009

The shorts were quite amusing. A little short, though (no pun intended). I'd like to see another one with a lot more bits in it. Keep up the good work. :)

Score: 4

"Meh..."

submission: Free Will - The Game

date: July 3, 2009

I'm a fan of retro graphics/music and platformer gameplay, so you get a 4.

But the rest kind of sucked, to be honest.

The fact that Try Again only shows a replay of what you did is irritating.

And after refreshing the game a couple times to see the actual end... I found myself confronted with a lame pun for my trouble.

If you were trying to make some kind of statement, it was entirely lost. And a cheap flash game really isn't the right medium for it anyway.

Nice try, but nothing I would ever consider playing again or showing to my friends.

Score: 9

"Woah..."

submission: Inverted

date: May 25, 2009

This is pretty sweet. Playing Tetris in two directions at once... it's challenging and... well, did I mention it's sweet? It's also great to try playing with two people - one on top and one on bottom. I love the gameplay. My only suggestion is to improve the graphics.

Score: 10

"Sweet!"

submission: Crush the Castle

date: May 21, 2009

This is an excellent game. The graphics are nice, the gameplay is simple and intuitive, and the physics work very well.

Here's my castle (need to remove the returns):

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368.25|fl_i:963.35,358.35|fl_i:963.3,
308.25|fl_i:963.3,348.25|fl_i:963.4,3 38.35|
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361.7|fl_i:571.55,295|w_i:470,361.65|
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118.3|
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And before you dismiss it as another cheap build, it IS beatable. Just takes precision.

Score: 10

"Holy moly"

submission: Newgrounds Chat 09

date: March 19, 2009

The design is great. Functional, has a nice spam-prevention bit to it. A little laggy, but that's to be expected.

The PEOPLE who were on this are so immature, though. They remind me why I don't chat with people I don't already know. I'd like to preserve my IQ.

Of course, that part's not your fault, so I didn't let it count against you. It's awesome, really. 10/10, 5/5